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OUR FIRST GIVE AWAY!!!! 

This is one genuine polyester waterproof snow blower cover.  This is the first contest of many to come. Obviously better prizes will be coming in the future, such as boat covers, car covers, patio covers, and who knows what else. To be entered into this give away, just reblog this photo and be following us at the time that the give away ends. 

On 3/29 at 4pm EST a winner will be chosen from those who reblogged (not liked) this picture. You will only win the cover if you are a follower. You can reblog this as many times as you want too, each reblog is an entry. The winner must be in the USA. 

Being a follower will also make it so that you know of the next give away, which will most likely be the car cover sitting under my desk.

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I went into this movie with knee high expectations, and boy was I blown away. If you want to have a really good laugh at some dick and fart jokes for about 2 hours, watch this movie. The Boston accents didn’t even really annoy me, and if you know me, I can’t watch movies with forced Boston accents. Everyone from Mark Wahlburg to Joel Mchale were great in this. The writing is just as I thought, it is like Family Guy, it is really funny jokes punctuated by story. Oh… and all the Flash Gordanreferences? That was just icing on the funny cake. This movie gets two thumbs up. It was better than I expected and I was entertained fully for close to 2 hours. Watch this with friends, but not your friends that don’t enjoy the humor of a 12 year old… they might be upset at all the poop.

I went into this movie with knee high expectations, and boy was I blown away. If you want to have a really good laugh at some dick and fart jokes for about 2 hours, watch this movie. The Boston accents didn’t even really annoy me, and if you know me, I can’t watch movies with forced Boston accents. Everyone from Mark Wahlburg to Joel Mchale were great in this. The writing is just as I thought, it is like Family Guy, it is really funny jokes punctuated by story. Oh… and all the Flash Gordanreferences? That was just icing on the funny cake.

This movie gets two thumbs up. It was better than I expected and I was entertained fully for close to 2 hours. Watch this with friends, but not your friends that don’t enjoy the humor of a 12 year old… they might be upset at all the poop.

So…. I’d never seen this movie until now. When you stop yelling “How have you never seen this movie”, please continue reading. This was just one of those movies, that you hear a lot about, yet never had the opportunity or interest to see. It was a good movie, and I’ll give it that. I feel like it most likely inspired who ever wrote The Sandlot. It was a really good coming of age movie, but I felt like it lacked in a really concrete ending. This is a story that is more about the journey than the destination. The ending seems rushed and slapped together. The conflict with the bullies ended very anticlimactically, the same way the search for the body ended. Maybe that was a running theme in the movie, like the story that Gordie tells in the camp fire scene.  One thumb up and one thumb sideways. I liked it, but I felt that it could have had a stronger ending. 

So…. I’d never seen this movie until now. When you stop yelling “How have you never seen this movie”, please continue reading. This was just one of those movies, that you hear a lot about, yet never had the opportunity or interest to see. It was a good movie, and I’ll give it that. I feel like it most likely inspired who ever wrote The Sandlot. It was a really good coming of age movie, but I felt like it lacked in a really concrete ending. This is a story that is more about the journey than the destination. The ending seems rushed and slapped together. The conflict with the bullies ended very anticlimactically, the same way the search for the body ended. Maybe that was a running theme in the movie, like the story that Gordie tells in the camp fire scene. 

One thumb up and one thumb sideways. I liked it, but I felt that it could have had a stronger ending. 

This movie was a bit frustrating to watch, for a few reasons, one being my own fault. First off, I wanted to rent the remake… I don’t tend to like a lot of movies from the 70’s because of the way they were shot back then. There is a lack of dolly shots, and weird framing. It is amazing how far we have come in just how we shoot movies. Aside from this looking like a TV show… the story is extremely slow. I found myself asking “is something going to happen?” about 30 minutes into the movie. Something finally does happen with about 20 minutes left in the movie, and for absolutely no good reason. Dustin Hoffman’s character could have very easily prevented everything from happening had he just said “OH… well that seems reasonable”. So the fact that the character would do something so “out of character” just to further the story seems really forced and contrived. I mean, its not like he did what he did because he knew what happened to his wife… he’s just doing it out of spite really. Don’t even get me started on how awkward the rape scene is either. First shes against it, then shes into it, then shes against it, then shes back into, then shes really into, then the other guy tags in and she really against it… doesn’t make sense.  2 thumbs down. This movie isn’t worth the time it takes to watch. Maybe the remake is because it will at least be shot better. I don’t know yet.

This movie was a bit frustrating to watch, for a few reasons, one being my own fault. First off, I wanted to rent the remake… I don’t tend to like a lot of movies from the 70’s because of the way they were shot back then. There is a lack of dolly shots, and weird framing. It is amazing how far we have come in just how we shoot movies. Aside from this looking like a TV show… the story is extremely slow. I found myself asking “is something going to happen?” about 30 minutes into the movie. Something finally does happen with about 20 minutes left in the movie, and for absolutely no good reason. Dustin Hoffman’s character could have very easily prevented everything from happening had he just said “OH… well that seems reasonable”. So the fact that the character would do something so “out of character” just to further the story seems really forced and contrived. I mean, its not like he did what he did because he knew what happened to his wife… he’s just doing it out of spite really. Don’t even get me started on how awkward the rape scene is either. First shes against it, then shes into it, then shes against it, then shes back into, then shes really into, then the other guy tags in and she really against it… doesn’t make sense. 

2 thumbs down. This movie isn’t worth the time it takes to watch. Maybe the remake is because it will at least be shot better. I don’t know yet.

psychopathsinbruges asked: Ill give you the prior knowledge but that still doesn't mean that Prometheus should be judged on AVP. It likes trying to judge The Dark Knight by using information from Batman Returns. Same/similar characters? Yes. Same general universe? Yes. Same plots? Not in the slightest. AVP was a summer mash-up of two of the biggest sci-fi monsters, not much else.

You could look at it like that I suppose. Although, Batman Returns and Dark Knight maintain the same origin stories of the characters. Dark Knight didn’t try to tell us that Bruce Wayne’s parents weren’t actually gunned down and that they lived into their 60s before dying of cancer.

psychopathsinbruges asked: How can you judge the Prometheus story based off of AVP? AVP had nothing to do with the Alien story. BUT if want to include it then it ruins the story since the events in Alien are supposed to be the first encounter with the alien but AVP states that we have encountered them long before. AVP was just a cross over of the two monsters that had nothing to do with either of the film series actual stories. Ps: Its Predator not Preditor

Alien is not the first encounter with the creature actually. The company already knew about it’s existence hence why the droid was so compelled to get it and bring it back to earth. The droid had full knowledge of what it was and its importance. Thanks for playing though.

If its 10:35am and you stop serving breakfast at 10:30am, you can make me a fucking Egg McMuffin! I’m not sure why it took me so long to see this movie… but WOW. If you haven’t seen it, I really suggest putting this at the top of your Netflix queue and getting it asap. I don’t think I’ve seen a movie about someone just snapping that was better than this. Vigilante justice at it’s best.  Two thumbs up. Solid movie. Don’t be like me and sleep on this flick.

If its 10:35am and you stop serving breakfast at 10:30am, you can make me a fucking Egg McMuffin! I’m not sure why it took me so long to see this movie… but WOW. If you haven’t seen it, I really suggest putting this at the top of your Netflix queue and getting it asap. I don’t think I’ve seen a movie about someone just snapping that was better than this. Vigilante justice at it’s best. 

Two thumbs up. Solid movie. Don’t be like me and sleep on this flick.

I really enjoyed this movie, despite it not being anywhere near as funny as the trailer made it look. The dialog like anything that Diablo Cody has written, is obviously no where near realist, but is still interesting. The movie is a sad, boarder line depressing look at how we as a society can completely fool ourselves about our life situations, into thinking that we are better off because of our surroundings than we really are. I guess that just because you moved to the big city from your small town, and you live in a cool apartment… you aren’t as cool as you think. I think that was the moral of this story?  One thumb up and one sideways. The jokes are spot on, and the story isn’t glossed with Hollywood’s “everyone needs to be happy” touch. It ends the same way things do in real life, awkward and only slightly different from the way it started.

I really enjoyed this movie, despite it not being anywhere near as funny as the trailer made it look. The dialog like anything that Diablo Cody has written, is obviously no where near realist, but is still interesting. The movie is a sad, boarder line depressing look at how we as a society can completely fool ourselves about our life situations, into thinking that we are better off because of our surroundings than we really are. I guess that just because you moved to the big city from your small town, and you live in a cool apartment… you aren’t as cool as you think. I think that was the moral of this story? 

One thumb up and one sideways. The jokes are spot on, and the story isn’t glossed with Hollywood’s “everyone needs to be happy” touch. It ends the same way things do in real life, awkward and only slightly different from the way it started.

Was this movie written by someone that had never seen ANY other Alien movie? This movie is a horrible bastardization of the origin story of the Alien character that we have all grown to love… and fear in dark rooms. This movie completely ignores facts that other movies such as Alien and AVP have already set as precedent for the origin of the creature. SPOILER ALERT! This movie would have you believe that the Alien creature is a mutated offspring of human and the engineer’s biological weapon, that was born in the future. Except that in AVP we learned that the creatures have already existed for 1000’s of years and have been hunted by Preditors for sport. This GIGANTIC plot hole made it so that I just couldn’t appreciate this movie. END SPOILER ALERT The movie itself is shot really well, and has a decent story to it. I’ll give this movie two rating. First if you have never seen any of the other Alien franchise, you will like this movie, and I give it two thumbs up. If you have seen any of the other franchise, you will hate this movie and I give it two thumbs down.

Was this movie written by someone that had never seen ANY other Alien movie? This movie is a horrible bastardization of the origin story of the Alien character that we have all grown to love… and fear in dark rooms. This movie completely ignores facts that other movies such as Alien and AVP have already set as precedent for the origin of the creature.

SPOILER ALERT! This movie would have you believe that the Alien creature is a mutated offspring of human and the engineer’s biological weapon, that was born in the future. Except that in AVP we learned that the creatures have already existed for 1000’s of years and have been hunted by Preditors for sport. This GIGANTIC plot hole made it so that I just couldn’t appreciate this movie. END SPOILER ALERT

The movie itself is shot really well, and has a decent story to it. I’ll give this movie two rating. First if you have never seen any of the other Alien franchise, you will like this movie, and I give it two thumbs up. If you have seen any of the other franchise, you will hate this movie and I give it two thumbs down.

A documentary about man grooming staring Will Arnett and Jason Bateman? Sounds like it will be a fun movie to watch… yet it isn’t. I got about half way through and it just lost my attention. This would have made a great half hour special on MTV or something like “True Life; I’m A Dude That Shaves My Balls and Grows a Beard”. I’d have watched that the whole way through. This movie really lost my attention when they were spending more than 5 minutes talking to a buy who has been making wigs for the last 50 years about how balls deep he gets in the wig making process. This might be interesting to someone else, but just not this guy. One thumb up for being potentially good. One thumb down for being too long.

A documentary about man grooming staring Will Arnett and Jason Bateman? Sounds like it will be a fun movie to watch… yet it isn’t. I got about half way through and it just lost my attention. This would have made a great half hour special on MTV or something like “True Life; I’m A Dude That Shaves My Balls and Grows a Beard”. I’d have watched that the whole way through. This movie really lost my attention when they were spending more than 5 minutes talking to a buy who has been making wigs for the last 50 years about how balls deep he gets in the wig making process. This might be interesting to someone else, but just not this guy.

One thumb up for being potentially good. One thumb down for being too long.

WATCH THIS MOVIE! It is Hobo With A Shotgun set in LA and instead of a white guy, its a Mexican guy. Those of you who think that nothing fun can come of a movie that is based on a 3 minute Youtube video, you are wrong. This movie is hilarious, and not even for ironic reasons. It was clearly written to be making fun of itself as it goes along.  This is a good watch whether you are alone or not. Two thumbs up. There is a chase scene with two coach buses! TWO FUCKING COACH BUSES CHASING EACH OTHER AND THEN PLAYING CHICKEN AT THE END! Someone call an “amberlance” because you might pass out laughing at this movie.

WATCH THIS MOVIE! It is Hobo With A Shotgun set in LA and instead of a white guy, its a Mexican guy. Those of you who think that nothing fun can come of a movie that is based on a 3 minute Youtube video, you are wrong. This movie is hilarious, and not even for ironic reasons. It was clearly written to be making fun of itself as it goes along. 

This is a good watch whether you are alone or not. Two thumbs up. There is a chase scene with two coach buses! TWO FUCKING COACH BUSES CHASING EACH OTHER AND THEN PLAYING CHICKEN AT THE END! Someone call an “amberlance” because you might pass out laughing at this movie.