I have two thumbs and know how to use them!

I watch a ton of movies, and I like to let people know what I thought about them. So check out my reviews and if you have a suggestion for one feel free to drop me a line.

Movies I've seen, Judged by my two thumbs!

bootythug:

gang0fwolves:

ego-x:

darklynoon:

naturepunk:

My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this.

"yeah, we’re walking right into their homes and shooting them"

jesus fucking christ.

I am speechless.

disgusting

i’m livid

Uhhh, I’d answer her call the same fucking way. Can you imagine how many calls they are getting right now? She is acting like a child calling and asking a question like that to begin with. If you act like a child, you get treated like a child. If you call and had your question prepared in a professional way, and you got that response, sure be pissed. This girl is an idiot. Anyone who thinks that cop should have dealt with that call any differently is an idiot too.

(via ijustdontfeellikeagrownupyet)

Homemade fire pit.

Start with lawn.

Dig hole in said lawn.

Put dirt in buckets to be taken away.

Make sure the sides of your hole are nice and flat and round.

Dump the dirt elsewhere in your yard that you don’t care about.

Make sure your dog is happy with what you are doing.

Line your hole with curved planter bricks. You can choose how deep to go. Then put rocks on top for a nice look.

Make sure your happy dog approves of the finished project.

Then post pictures online so that other people can be inspired to do it too!

myofficeparkinglot:

Mondays are hard….

Shameless self promotion. Follow my blog about my parking lot at work so that we will blow up, and get famous and end up on the Ellen Show making fun of building management. Help us get internet famous! Or at least help us get a walk on role in an episode of Workaholics. Or Mentioned on @midnight. 

myofficeparkinglot:

Mondays are hard….

Shameless self promotion. Follow my blog about my parking lot at work so that we will blow up, and get famous and end up on the Ellen Show making fun of building management. Help us get internet famous! Or at least help us get a walk on role in an episode of Workaholics. Or Mentioned on @midnight. 

Potential Giveaway

If I gave away a Pig Destroyer flexi disc, how many of you would try to win it? Like this if you would be interest.

myofficeparkinglot:

I don’t have words anymore.

Shameless self promotion. Follow my blog about my parking lot at work so that we will blow up, and get famous and end up on the Ellen Show making fun of building management. Help us get internet famous!

myofficeparkinglot:

I don’t have words anymore.

Shameless self promotion. Follow my blog about my parking lot at work so that we will blow up, and get famous and end up on the Ellen Show making fun of building management. Help us get internet famous!

myofficeparkinglot:

The pinched lane caused this mini van to just arbitrarily park next to that snowbank. You can see its passengers walking away.

This is a shameless cross promotion. Follow my blog about how terrible my parking lot at work is. http://myofficeparkinglot.tumblr.com/

Bad joke

If Gucci made lingerie out of windbreaker material would it be called Swooshie Cootchie Gucci?

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